David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.

-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best

by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021

david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected

Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie

by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019

David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 29, 2024

David Caballero

A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.

Beautiful girl: man I love David Caballero he's so nice and cute.

by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022

David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.

David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan

by davidglover December 14, 2019

David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019