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5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
by sherwoods July 25, 2023
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Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.
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Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.
Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"
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/5

It’s supposed to represent the sweat drop commonly used in anime. You can use it to respond to something embarrassing, weird or cringe.
Person 1: “My grandma died”
Person 2: *makes a dark humor joke*
Person 1: “/5”
by its me, tofu November 16, 2020
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SOMOS 5

From Mexican origin. When five people are TRESpassing and getting a ticket you say "Como que trespassing, SOMOS 5".
The greatest rock en espanol band in the San Bernardino area.
Did you hear the new SOMOS 5 c.d?
We all want to go see SOMOS 5.
by rans September 27, 2004
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North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness
Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”
by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018
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Rule #5

You must treat the person who you are talking to with kindness and love (not romantically though)
Jacob was being mean to the person he was talking to yesterday, that breaks rule #5!
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