Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.

I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!

by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️

Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.

by zieggs January 22, 2022

Staley/Banana

Cracked discord moderator hes dead but he still plays roblox
hes actually cracked not even trolling all of his gcs die and hes hot.

my flow dead like staley/Banana
Staley: are you serious right neow

by Liriku November 25, 2022

why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025