Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
Get the smashing the pigmug. A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.
by cring the bitch October 31, 2019
Get the dough pigmug. "Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"
by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024
Get the ungrateful tankie pigmug. Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
Get the Lazy Pig Flumug. by mememememememememerrrr March 9, 2022
Get the Peppa Pigmug. 
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
Get the Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montanamug.