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Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.
Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?
by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011
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morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011
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Ninja

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.
by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011
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Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
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Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
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Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.
Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.
by True Man the third February 26, 2023
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White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023
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