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Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.
I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.
by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024
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the walk of no shame

Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017
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Sticky Walk Of Shame

When both parents enter your room at the moment of climax, but you need to get up and walk to the bathroom to clean yourself up.
Did you hear, Jeff had to do the sticky walk of shame at his grandparents house?
by StickyWalker February 22, 2024
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Walk through

A girl that you know will leave your life as fast and she came into it.
I don’t want to fuck, you just a walk through
by XX.mp3 February 2, 2024
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Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.
Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.
by JakBCrippled December 30, 2011
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scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'
person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"
by potential April 28, 2008
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Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023
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