street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.

Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.

by Retrogurl February 12, 2014

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Street-bay/Streetbay

Ebay for the street. Selling pretty much anything on the street such as:
Drugs
Clothes
CD's
DVD's

Street-bay/Streetbay -

"Damn ma dude... I just StreetBayed a fat bid in Shaolin. Hope I made enough to pay rent."

"Yooo kid, whered you get them kicks?--
I got em off StreetBay"

by Juice Xavier Evil August 25, 2009

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street lie

-when you forget an irrelevant piece of information or property or thing in general because it's not important to you: it's delusional

"That's a street lie Jamie"
*context; Jamie forgot about a speaker that they had discussed the night before because it was not important to her. Therefore when discussing said speaker which she forgot about from the night before she committed the offense of a street lie

by HoodHippie March 22, 2024

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