don't tell mere

Don't tell mere started from a video by Matt Carriker who is the main person in the popular YouTube channel Demolition Ranch and Off The Ranch where he bought a new gun and told viewers to not tell mere his wife Meredith Carriker

Matt brought a new gun and told his friend don't tell mere

by T. Drake November 16, 2023

don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 1, 2021

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024

oh don't

...Short for "oh don't cope". When someone is actively in the coping phase, that's when you hit 'em with the "oh don't", in other words saying "oh don't cope"

*in a rainbow six siege match* *person 2 misses all their shots, rook turns around and pops them*

Person 2: "broooo my bad papa i'm tired rn thats why I missed" "can't win 'em all papa"

Person 1: "oh don't"

by BINGQILING November 12, 2024

Don't bring that leg

It is a local slang that means: don't try that with me. Most times, it is used to mean: "you don't have that right"

Don't bring that leg:

What! Don't bring that leg. Don't go there

by martino2022 August 17, 2022

I don't care

Except not a retard saying it.

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022