Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 18, 2023

dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.

My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.

by Eugene Ilyichev July 21, 2008

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend February 08, 2016

Tied to the same post

Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.

Yeah Arol and I know most of the same people, we’re tied to the same post.

by TwinkleStick September 09, 2018

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 07, 2021

Post-Crazy

Defining a nu-age in human and world relations incidentally launched on the 24th February 2022 CE. The particular day and also the individual subjective moment in time when generally accepted madness circled back round to the knife edge of eye-twitching sanity.

Bro-1: "Bro! I don't know what's going on anymore!" Bro-2: "No-pro BroBo! Relax. It's just life in the Post-Crazy. Everything's fine..."

by Ssslip February 24, 2022

post days

Days that have lead up to the present

I’ve been busy these last few post days.

by The Jet m January 16, 2020