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cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.
"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"
by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021
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cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny
Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips
by NokBerry December 20, 2016
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wrath cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot
by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021
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Cookie

Paula rolled her eyes at me as I fondled Elaines cookies.
by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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Cookieing

The act of consuming a cookie
dude whats so hard to understand about cookieing
by TheLegendXXVII June 22, 2022
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