Money

something I’ll never have .

how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY

by bananagurlisheretosavetheday July 30, 2021

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

money shot

A shot for the money.
when playing basketball, or football, when you kick/shoot the ball in the hoop/goal, you may scream, MONEY SHOT!
for anybody betting on you.

Basketball player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the basketball in the hoop)
Football player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the football in the goal)

by LiquidMayFilm July 30, 2024

epic swag cash money

Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.

Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Money Guns

A ripping skater's go-to trick. Also, that shit that shoots out money

I have the money guns, bitch.

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019