A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.
by Myba11s October 30, 2023

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM
Hey DAD nice to see you here
by Sue froppy May 10, 2019

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.
P.s- He magically never has class.
P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019
