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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
mugGet the Straightsmug.

Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Progressively Straightmug.

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.
by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023
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Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
mugGet the Puke straightmug.

straight outta detroit

a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.
person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.
mugGet the straight outta detroitmug.

Straight

Being attracted to someone of the SAME gender as your not venturing out of your comfort zone.
Omd moons and nits aren’t straight
by Mnzz July 10, 2021
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