What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug. Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"
Person2: "smh"
Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
Get the Straightsmug. Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives
1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
noun and adjective
"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."
“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”
(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
Get the Progressively Straightmug. by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023
Get the Straight Up Bird Upmug. by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
Get the Puke straightmug. a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.
by puthy pleather 🐈😩 May 2, 2021
Get the straight outta detroitmug. by Mnzz July 10, 2021
Get the Straightmug.