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Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper
by Blinging July 11, 2018
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pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.
My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.
by twiddles888 March 30, 2021
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Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.
Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!
by Doodoofart January 5, 2020
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Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.
"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.
by goonthor May 4, 2022
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Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023
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pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015
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airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport
wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.
by fruitlooped May 10, 2018
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