front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 01, 2010

Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 16, 2022

Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 07, 2012

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler February 03, 2016

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 03, 2020

gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

by raaaaaawh July 08, 2010

Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies

I am a proud muffin milker

by Big black bic pen April 26, 2022