muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

Muffin

Muffin/Muffinhead

A term that describes someone as annoying or obnoxious.

Person A: AUGHAUAUGH- I want milky >:(
Person B: Ugh, you're such a muffin

by Bluwucat June 25, 2021

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020

Muffin

Here's the BadBoyHalo definition

Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word

"Omg Skeppy, You are such a muffin-head"

by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024

Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Sniggle Muffin

The common mistake for a facebook name including Snuggie Bear.

Hey, Sniggle Muffin, whats up?"... "Whats a Sniggle Muffin?

by NotNoahAtALL June 19, 2011

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013