by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?
by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 7, 2021

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.
"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"
"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
by romanxxv October 18, 2022

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.
Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
by thekbird November 6, 2020
