Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
Get the McDonald’s Money mug.OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Get the He’s selling the money mug.Pony persona of Liam Keel. L Money being the nickname, full name being “Prince Little Money.”
L Money is the richest pony in Equestria. Without regard for life or law, he has a history of raping, torturing and blackmailing female ponies in equestria. His goals in life are to be both extremely famous (or infamous, under the belief that all publicity is good publicity,) and to reproduce the most out of anyone in equestria.
He has had (generally non consensual,) sex with almost all female ponies in equestria. The ways that he has gone about this include financial abuse, rape, coercion, dubious consent, and grooming.
Other incidents include forcible pregnancy, violent aggravated assault, and manslaughter.
L Money is the richest pony in Equestria. Without regard for life or law, he has a history of raping, torturing and blackmailing female ponies in equestria. His goals in life are to be both extremely famous (or infamous, under the belief that all publicity is good publicity,) and to reproduce the most out of anyone in equestria.
He has had (generally non consensual,) sex with almost all female ponies in equestria. The ways that he has gone about this include financial abuse, rape, coercion, dubious consent, and grooming.
Other incidents include forcible pregnancy, violent aggravated assault, and manslaughter.
L Money was arrested today, but was bailed out.
L Money is using his money as a way to get around the law again.
L Money is using his money as a way to get around the law again.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
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Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
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