When someone put the cone tip of a siracha bottle in your dick hole and fills in up till there's a third nut. Called the siracha nut
by Potentialnut November 17, 2019
Get the Siracha nut mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
Get the Nutted Shut mug.Friend 1: Yo how did you clean up from last night
Friend 2: Bro, I just did some de-nutting with my special powers
Friend 2: Bro, I just did some de-nutting with my special powers
by Peeppa November 25, 2019
Get the De-Nutting mug.Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.
by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019
Get the Nut Clog mug.Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.
Damn bro, you're dead!
Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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Get the e-nut mug.A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV
'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'
'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'
'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'
by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019
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