The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'

Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair

by JosieGal September 15, 2021

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 1, 2019