The law of eventually

If you brute force something enough, it will eventually break / give way / work / you will understand .

It started out with me playing snooker / pool.

I don't really like pool, so I just smash the ball to see how many cushions I can make the ball bounce off before it eventually goes in. My record is 6 bounces.

Most of the time it doesn't work, but sometimes it does (and that's good enough for me).

Same applies with learning new stuff with work. I will read something, and I won't understand it, and I will just keep reading articles, or watching videos until it sinks in and I kinda understand it.

The laws of eventually... hit something (a ball, a topic, whatever) hard enough and it will eventually go in.

David sucks at snooker, rather than playing with finesse, he thinks if he hits the ball hard enough it will eventually go in.

David: (smacks the ball as hard as he can)
Opponent: Why don't you actually try and get the ball in by playing a proper shot?
David: I suck at snooker
(ball still bouncing around the table)
Oppontent: But you're not even trying
David: I'm using the law of eventually - if I hit it hard enough, eventually it will go in.
Opponent: You're an idiot
(ball eventually sinks in a random pocket after bouncing off 20 cushions)
David: HA!

by TAPIP_dy January 9, 2019

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

Roon’s law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer

"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"

by Martian bot December 26, 2021

half-sibling-in-law

1- Half-sibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-sibling.

My half-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law of Deveyra

The idea behind an idea is always better than the reality of doing it.

For example: Going out for a smoke because you're bored but realizing you're just as bored but with a smoke in your hand.

Going out to clubs sounds fun, once you're there you realize you rather want to go home and thus continue the circle of Deveyra's Law.

"-Dude, i went out clubbing last night and law of Deveyra were implied. I should've stayed home."

"- I'm bored, lets go for a walk!
- Before you decide, contemplate Deveyra's law."

by Andreas Deveyra February 23, 2019

stepgrandfather-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandfather.

My stepgrandfather-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Luna’s Law

If one possesses the ability to foresee the future, they are granted an unassailable advantage, rendering defeat or loss impossible.

Using Luna’s Law One Should Never Have Doubt.

by Jediruso March 10, 2025