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Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
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Beer Flip

The act of doing a flip into a pool with a opened beer in hand. One hand must be covering the top of the beer and when the jumper surfaces he must chug the beer.
Friend #1: Yo Karol do a beer flip!
Friend #2: DO IT! YOU WON'T DO IT!
Karol: *Performs a beer flip off the diving board*
by stevedub July 30, 2012
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Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.
'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012
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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
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Beer Your Soul

A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group
"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
by flat10 February 14, 2012
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Beer Pennies

Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups
See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.
by alaskavalleygirl August 9, 2012
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beer curling

Beer curling aka sandusky aka "dusky" is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).
Let's go play some beer curling!

Joe: Let's go slide some caps and play some beer curling!
Matt: Dude, its called dusky! you loser!
by APnAD January 2, 2012
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