American

Americans are people who have the most miss behaved children. Their kid is an iPad kid that watches cocomelon everyday. They are known for having hotdog stands, fast foods and drive-thru's.

Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.

It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.

They are actually really nice! :)

Person n.1 : Hey are you American?
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!

by georgeetnottfoundd November 25, 2021

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.

Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?

by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

American Derangement Syndrome

An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.

This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.

That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!

by CravingCinema December 26, 2024

Hyphenated American

A derogatory term used to describe American of foreign birth or ethnicity,accusing them of allegiance to a foreign country. Originating in the late 1880s, It was later used as a political tool by Woodrow Wilson to provoke hysteria against German Americans or Irish Americans who called for U.S. neutrality in World War

Teddy Roosevelt: "There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all ... The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans, Scandinavian-Americans or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality, than with the other citizens of the American Republic"

by Pinko-Basher December 3, 2021

avion american

Avion american literally just means a translated word in the language of Romania, the lands of skibidi toliets. Anyways it translates to American airplane.

Alo delta force alo basa basa alo delta force alo basa shiki shiki bum, avion american

by pulameaemare May 25, 2024

oakland-american

Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).

See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.

"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"

by caltox January 2, 2014