roam free

To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.

"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".

by ChuckUrbanDictionary March 28, 2007

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drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

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Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.

I love these phone calls Hans-free!

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

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