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David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David
Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf
by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025
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David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry
I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl
by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019
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David Riesenkamp

David riesenkamp is a guy that likes things that a girl likes
hello, do you think he is a David Riesenkamp type of guy?
Yeah, i think so
by gyat warrior April 22, 2024
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David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything
David is stupid
by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023
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On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.
by GodDam_ January 27, 2025
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