Sam is the greatest guy in the world. He never judges you and wants the best for everyone. We should all have a Sam in our lives.
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The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.
by Sanihano January 26, 2022
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Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
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