The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
Get the Club Condomug. Person 1: Did you hear about the two astronauts who had sex on the ISS
Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club
Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club
by MEME SQUAD October 26, 2022
Get the No-Gravity Clubmug. The best gang consisting of 11 beautiful and funny girls. they are all very nice and love going out. often complain about how much they miss eachother.
In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening
the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother
In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening
the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother
by THISBITCHLOVESU April 8, 2020
Get the losers clubmug. A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023
Get the Club night grannymug. A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. by King Kryptonite February 12, 2017
Get the club fevermug. When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
Get the Fortune Clubbedmug.