toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021
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peanut hadiyah toes

when your toes are skinny towards your feet and thick towards the end of it
she has peanut hadiyah toes
by tsyfcguftucvh October 19, 2020
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Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging
Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!
by ToesDownWheelsUp February 14, 2016
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Twinkle toes

A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth
Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him
by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020
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Twinkle Toes

When a man cum's glitter and it hits either said mans toes or another persons toes.
"oops sorry there chad, i accidently gave you twinkle toes again"
by TiredSOVERY August 03, 2022
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Twinkle Toes

When two people independently say or do something at the same time, it is customary for one to shout: "Twinkle toes!" and begin counting. Not sure why on the counting, but that's all I got.
Mary and John both said, "I wish you were here" at the same moment while talking on their phones. Mary exclaimed, "Twinkle toes!" and John just laughed.
by Jane Joy June 01, 2022
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Twinkle Toes

A weird nickname. BUT, the person that got nicknamed this must have been very good at everything. He must've destroyed Yoda constantly at skribl. You should bow down to him right now and give him all ur items in Dank Memer. If u don't listen to him. You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life and turn into an ant the next day. And coincidentally, Twinkle Toes will have ant killing spray in his hands and has spotted.
You should listen to Twinkle Toes for he is the best.
by Twinkie the best April 23, 2021
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