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Potato

Hey there my potato
by Dan Scanlan April 29, 2022
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Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
mugGet the Ionized potatomug.

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
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Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.
"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"
by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025
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hot potato

My stomach felt so bad, when I got home I shat a big ol’ hot potato
by PBJelly6 December 11, 2022
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Potatoes

The most delicious and sexy vegetable to exist and the small potatoes are the best singers the the world and everyone loves potatoes
Mmmmm potatoes
by Ilovesshrek69 November 2, 2022
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your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
by Dunn96 November 28, 2021
mugGet the your potato is fully cookedmug.

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