Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

The FitnessGram™ PACER Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

1: Hey bro guess what?
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.

by CertainlyAPersonWhoExists February 24, 2024

Lip Status: Packed

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.

Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

Given a packed lunch

To be given a packed lunch and put on a special needs bus

That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!

by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024

back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.

Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!

by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024

Back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.

Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!

by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024

I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024