soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017

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Dan's Mom

The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.

Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.

by Joseph letova March 31, 2021

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Ur mom

She is fat

Guy1: Is your mom fat
Guy2: No you😎😎😎

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

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Security Mom

The largest ignored voting block in America.

We want intelligent effective national and personal security not Napolean style boots on the ground conquering.

We love men who are honorable, courageous, loving, encouraging, and protective to friends and family but fiercely aggressive to those who prey on the weak. Bring back real masculinity.

We believe that these men will heal our nation and we are by their side for support.

The Republican and Democratic party are ignoring the security Mom vote. It would be wise for them to appeal to this largely purple suburban demographic.

by WomenLoveMasculineMen December 5, 2020

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