A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022

by packboy93 October 31, 2022

Kid A: What school do you go to?
Kid B: Belleview Middle. Where do you go to?
Kid A: I go to Liberty Middle School.
Kid B: What the fuck?
Kid B: Belleview Middle. Where do you go to?
Kid A: I go to Liberty Middle School.
Kid B: What the fuck?
by killer queen of Marion County July 29, 2020

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023

The reason fights and unnecessary drama happens. The teachers are worthless and sad. Most of them will just write you up for fun and they expect you to cry when literally you or no one else don't give two shits about a damn write up that everyone knows damn well the principal won't read it.
by Iconic Prxncez April 11, 2019

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
by someone from nolan May 16, 2022

Aight so I'm seeing a shit ton of bad reviews about this place so lemme clear it up. Yeah the popular kids are all dicks but as long as you avoid them you're fine. There are a lot of good people in this school apart from the popular kids so make friends with them. The curriculum is also easy as shit so just try to get a's (it's not that hard). Most people writing bad reviews are probably the emo or sped kids so just ignore that shit. But yeah the girls did just get fucking copy and pasted.
by Gekope October 24, 2023
