Rim Job

When some one licks another persons ass in a circular motion. Gives alot of pleasure.

When Lauren S gave a rim job, people took pictures, and Daniel than farted in her mouth

by Sexy Lexy 123 April 27, 2006

blow job

n. what most men prefer to anything, sexual or not.

I would like a beer, but I would prefer a blow job.

by DKAdams December 28, 2005

Umbrella Job

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

by Riley J April 11, 2008

Cunt Job

A person that has done a horrible job, or is in your face about something they know nothing about. Think about the acronym "C.U.N.T" (cant understand normal thinking) but as applied to a particular gesture or "job".

That fucking cunt job was in my face about what im doing.

Yeah, Joe/Sue doesn't know dick about how to do that, he/she is a cunt job.

by Kre8orofchaos March 15, 2009

rim-job

a rim-job is a person (but by doin this they probs arent human) lickin someones butthole

Holly : hi
Jonni : hi...giv me a rim-job
Holly : okay....mmm...ur bumhole tastes like exma
this is because they both like raging animals in japan :P

by srogijawrgiawthoaut vicyy miester July 7, 2006

grolly job

when some one fills their mouth with phlegm (grollies) before performing fellatio on their partner.

the bitch had a cold so i got her to give me a grolly job

by lord gore finger March 29, 2004

Dutch Job

When a girl gives a man oral and can not only deep throat his whole cock but then also put both his balls in her mouth and then move her head in a slight up and down motion to the point of the man ejaculating down her throat.

"oh man this girl was crazy last night she didnt just deepthroat bro she gave me a freakin dutch job"

"shut the fuck up and go give your boyfriend a dutch job ya fag"

by Kansas City Shuffle January 30, 2009