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josh

“woah did you see that guy, what a fittie”
“I bet he’s a josh”
by coolgal210 February 15, 2022
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Josh Lamb

FUCK UR MUM OVER JOSH LAMB
by shreky1990 November 22, 2021
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Josh

A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.
Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.
by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018
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Jumbo Josh

A phrase you can use when something went wrong, or when you are dissatisfied with the current course of actions
- There was no announcment of Garten of Banban V yet...
- Jumbo Josh... I was hoping they would drop it during Halloween
by gruncho goblin November 3, 2023
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Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live
'God you are such a Josh'
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Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
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Josh

Josh is the gayest guy i will ever meet. He says he isn’t but everyone knows he is. Overall pretty chill guy but very very gay.
Person 1: hey have you seen that new kid josh?

person 2 : yeah gayest person ever
by everyonelovesme123 April 28, 2022
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