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I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.
Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."
by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023
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little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023
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He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!
Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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Having a Stroke

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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Having an eclipse

To display erratic behaviors or act uncharacteristically.
Did you see Chad twerking uncontrollably earlier in the candle aisle at Walmart? He's totally having an eclipse.
by tenaciousN229 April 5, 2024
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What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!
Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!
by sakareri April 7, 2024
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