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December 1st 

December 1st is a day you should respect anyone born on this day there the cutest people ever. They just have a 3 inch dick at 11 years old. There always the best people. They have the most beautiful girlfriends ever. You should always give them head the can give good pussy pippin if they up and energized.
Bro my birthday is on December 1st

Haha you probaly have a small dick
December 1st by Fuslnunt October 19, 2020

December 11 

Commemoratory date for all the cheating significant others, caught or not.

Let's try and show them love for they do not understand how STDs get transferred
Bro 1: wow, look at that guy, always wondered how he turned out
Bro 2: why what happened to him
Bro 1: He got a december 11th, lost his assets and was homeless for a while. At least he has a groceries shopping cart now
December 11 by $&× October 22, 2020

December 25

A cute alpaca named Lim Youngmin was born on this day. STAN TALENT, STAN CUTENESS, STAN LIM YOUNGMIN!!!!
My sister: Tomorrow's December 25! ㅜ-ㅜ
Me: OMG! YOUNGMIN!! ㅠ-ㅠ
December 25 by Shafera October 27, 2020

December 26 

December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought
The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26

December 19 

guy: its December 19
me: woah

December 20 

National have sex with someone who has their birthday today day
Dude it's December 20th. I better buy some condoms it's my buddies bday!