Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

gorilla dance

The action of flexing one's breast to make them bounce.

"Can you do the gorilla dance?"
"Yeah bro, watch this!"

by TheLastRelic May 24, 2018

art dancing

The act of dancing nude with paint on the body as a form of art.

the Art dancingwas able to show of her exotic breasts

by Johnnayledean June 28, 2019

spaccy dance

The dance retards do when they feel more retarded than usual

Did you see matts spaccy dance?

by some tall boi July 5, 2019

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 6, 2019