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Cool guy

A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source

Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
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a cool egg

THE MOST FUCKING COOL EGG GIVE HIM SMOKE HE’LL SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AND EGG😤😤😤
*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A
by A cool egg March 19, 2019
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cool jizzero

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
by _the ar October 25, 2019
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Cool

A lazy way to say Awesome. Kids in school use "cool" to get out of doing work.
When people use cool, they are lazily saying awesome.
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Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.
"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"
by X-T UN May 4, 2022
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Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way

Cool, Like IN An Obiden Kinda Way: soemthing that is considered dorky, stupid, oofish, nonsensical, fake, carless, politics
The cost increase ws hated by all, but in front of the news cameras someone referred to them as: Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way!

Hey those $12 McMeals that used to cost $6.50 just 3 years are Cool, Like An Obiden Kida Way, yeah like same with being in 4 foreign wars nobody gives a shit about!
by jayskind1 March 18, 2024
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Cool

That’s so cool
by nataliaterronpr November 21, 2021
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