April 12th

worldwide send your bf a pic of his name on your thighs

bf:hey you know its april 12th
gf:oh yeah. give me one sec.
gf:image sent
bf thank you baby.

by hesibaz April 12, 2024

april 30th

national get head from a girl who`s name starts with K

boy : hey K... get on your knees
k...:why

boy : its April 30th

by tyranrapus April 27, 2024

April 30

National Give your boyfriend a brah strap bracket day.

Bf “It’s April 30”
Gf “Here is a bracket made out of a brah strap”

by Greg_4738 April 28, 2022

April 24th

Billie was born

Wow. Its April 24th. Billie was Removed today

by SexyGayUnicorn March 24, 2021

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

April

@aprilleonasmith

April is hot…always

by @alienapril May 28, 2022

April 29th

National do what your girlfriend tell you to
It's a law
Do it gentlemen

Her: hey baby give me $69
Him: ok ig I will cause its April 29th

by Big bubble booty April 28, 2021