agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.

Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American

by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america

"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."

by The Bendu October 6, 2017

University of Class-Less Americans

Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them

I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah

by Asappp October 8, 2017

American Roulette

A deadly game of chance similar to Russian Roulette, but instead of pointing the gun to your own head, you point it at someone else's head.

Joe and Moe played American Roulette last night... Moe lost, and Joe is facing manslaughter charges.

by Leadfoot Leon October 17, 2017

The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.

"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

American Divide

The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.

The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017