James Charles

James Charles was born in 1858 during the great depression. James was then drafted on the side of the Zulu's during the war, then left due to them "having a better tan than him". James would go on to form the illuminati in 1902, and would work on project "Gay". James was a pacifist during the war as it didn't benefit his make-up brand. James then went on to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "The Enola Gay" -> "James is Gay". James then went on to commit the Armenian genocide, and used the bones of the crushed up Armenians to produce his make up brand. James worked along side Lennin to start the Russian revolution of 1917. It was infact James that burnt down the Reichstag. James then placed nukes in Cuba. In 2001, James commited a terrorist attack on 11th September.

Who tf is James Charles?

by German1939_holidayz February 19, 2020

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The 2nd Greatest Basketball player of all time (Behind MJ). 4x NBA Champion, 4x Finals MVP, 4x MVP, 16x All NBA, 3x All Star MVP. Most Scrutinized and Hyped up athlete since the earth's inception. Perennial talent. 6'8" 250 lbs, faster than NFL Running Backs, Built like Karl Malone, Vision and IQ of Magic Johnson, Muscles greater than Terry Crews, and shooting ability of Dirk Nowitzki and Kobe Bryant. The greatest all around basketball player of all time.

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