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Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020
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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
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Jake W

A boy that usually resembles a worm,
They usually are a bash at maths but let you copy of their work
by Im a ant October 7, 2020
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jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week
holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac
by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
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jake

Usually resembles a worm, sloth or animal of that sort.
''Wow, Jake is such a worm.''
''I know right, or maybe a sloth?''
by Im a ant September 24, 2020
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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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