Hit

attack and rob or kill.

"if they're cops, maybe it's not a good idea to have them hit"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Hitting Paws

Going our separate ways

I'll do this one last thing but we're hitting paws after that.

by Team_Ed July 28, 2022

cleetus is hit

something that HillyBillys yell when cleetus is hit,
often followed by: "your dead, dead, dead"

*Cleetus gets shot*
Clint: (in HillyBilly voice) CLEETUS IS HIT!

by JoeMama69_420 January 11, 2020

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Caputo hits

1. When you smoke a cigarette till the cherry falls off
2. Smoking fliter

Damn bro you taking caputo hits

by Wookfoot710 October 12, 2017