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Chris

That one kid that is a rebel doesn't like doing things and likes fnaf
That kid Chris is a pretty big fan of fnaf

I know right
by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021
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Chris

Chris is type of person that loves Dogs Alot. Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. Chris is a visual person that see interesting things and he is very kind.
defined: I can give Chris a Siberian Husky For Christmas!
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
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Chris stallard

A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
Woah look at Chris stallard and his massive Obama pillow
by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021
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Chris Gleason

Chris Gleason is a remarkable individual known for his exceptional qualities and unwavering ability to bring joy and laughter to those around him. Widely regarded as a godlike figure, Chris possesses an unparalleled charm and charisma that endears him to everyone he encounters. His magnetic personality and quick wit make him the life of any gathering, earning him the title of the funniest guy wherever he goes.
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Guy 1: Dude do you know who chris gleason is?

Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him

Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
by Not_Chris_Gleason1 June 7, 2023
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Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
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Chris Wrenn

The man of every woman's dreams. But his heart belongs to only one.
I've got you locked in for 7 Chris Wrenn.
by sharp_tongued_1 October 9, 2025
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Chris

Chris is a guy who loves to be funny and make memes. He loves to play super smash bros and loves his Nintendo switch. He’s a really great guy and if u get to know him he has a great personality.
“Chris the moron” No Chris the champ
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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