Banana Twist

When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.

“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”

by WutDoUCN0w March 7, 2022

Banana

Banana is a fruit that monkeys eat

What else did you expect you fucking retard?!

Bob: hey what is s banana
Fred: its a fucking fruit you fucking monkey!

by Firefly2015 September 12, 2019

banana

yellow fruit

yes banana

by jtartz March 13, 2021

banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?

Guy 1: *kills himself*

banana

by onisionlarry February 13, 2017

Banana Stealer

Slang for calling any race, white/black man a monkey.

Look at that banana stealer over there, he's on top of that tree peeling the skin off.

by LeilaSP March 9, 2019

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos SO obsessively that they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effects of watching his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1 ( A Banana ): Have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself *

by WatchTheWrldBurnCauseImABanana April 20, 2018

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019