September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

September 5

have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco

Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc

by tbh idek September 4, 2022

September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)

It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)

by Jack and John September 5, 2022

5⭐️ slut

a person that’s gon let anybody fuck

me: that girl a 5⭐️ slut

friend: i heard she let anybody fuck

by lul peep September 7, 2022

play station 5

The biggest console since your mom

Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."

by Jakeslayer September 13, 2022