Tom

A fucking sexy god that has a dick 12 inches+ simply looking at him will make you blind from the pure godliness

Tom

by Hfjdksjdhdisi November 27, 2021

tom orchison

Arsehole guy who is definitely the best drummer in the world. aside from robbie

Yo tom orchison and robbie were at the cockwash fest yesterday bustin some sick beats on there drums! Brrraapp!

by Tom the gay November 10, 2008

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

Tom

Tom is the most amazing person you could ever meet, he’s nice, smart, funny and caring, he will bring joy to your life just by talking to you. He loves marvel! He is cute and charming and he is literally the best friend you’ll ever have. When he loves you he will make you feel loved in the best way possible. Tom is my best friend! And knowing him is the best thing that ever happened to me! :)

Why are you smiling like that?
Tom just talked to me!

by Leothehottie March 19, 2022

Tom

Usually an unattractive manchild who hits on girls way above their weight

"Damn, why is Tom even attempting to talk to Francesca"

by TheShearminator January 23, 2019

Tom baum

THE BOOOOOM

hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb

by eveee November 11, 2011

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020