prickly teddy bear

Someone who is very defensive and tough on the outside but is emotionally immature. They are becoming a

Guys who are in a group that are friends and say 'hi' to a girl who walks past.
She says, "i already gotta boyfriend' and storms off
'That chick is a prickly teddy bear' says one of them.

by Aussie linguiste August 28, 2017

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019

Gummy Bear Sundae

When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.

Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly

by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

Grizzly Bear Method

A sexual maneuver that involves the male to eat salmon from the female’s puss. After all the salmon has been consumed, the male must dunk his entire cock in honey as a lubricant. He then must insert it in to the vagina. After the male climaxes, both must eat an entire bowl of berries

I was craving fish and berries and extremely horny. So, me and my girlfriend performed the Grizzly Bear Method. I am no longer hungry nor am I horny

by Virtuwill May 18, 2022

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

freggy fag bear

someone or something who is very gay and into fnaf, usually used as a insult

person: you are so UGLY!
other person: bro you are literally a freggy fag bear

by mewlonu April 9, 2022