straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.

Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.

by aquxertha July 1, 2020

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks

“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020

Straight in a half

When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.

I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.

by Praise nicki July 24, 2020

That is so straight

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.

Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.

by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020

straight

a phase we all you're just a little gay ;)

my son: hey dad I'm straight

me: it's just a phase

by I'm daddy;) September 3, 2020

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020