New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022

New England bite

A large, mouthful sized bite out of a piece of food.

"Someone just took a New England bite out of that muffin and then just left it on the table."

by Gerald Thompson September 20, 2019

1st New Jersey

The only company in War of Rights you need to think about and join. All other companies are plebs who enlisted, while Jersey boys were born with an 1861 Springfield in their hands and a cartridge between their teeth. Huzzah and for the Union!

Has Roy asked you about the 1st New Jersey? What a bunch of badasses

by TotallyNotHansel November 24, 2019

New York Pour

A New York pour is an unmeasured alcohol pour,
characterized by audible, prolonged, glugging
sounds
as the liquor pours plentifully from the bottle.

Alright, that sounds like a New York Pour, I like this bartender.

This bartender must be from New York, did you hear that pour?

by MrVester August 2, 2007

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

New Wave Wannabe

What is a new wave wannabe you ask ?
Scene Kids, Scenesters, or anybody that is falsely labeled an emo, they aren't emo, they are a Scenester, or scene kid aka
New Wave Wannabe.

Remember the look was first done in the 70's as New Wave evolved out of Punk & Glam Rock, then combined itself with the new romantic fashion that is now trying to make a comeback with a new generation. Only difference is New Wave was done right and gave credit to Punk. NewWave is and was not scuz or trash.
New Wave Wannabe equals Scene kids.

by HugeTisha March 5, 2009

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010