John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.

Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.

by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

mileven syndrome

causes you to cry through the night, have heartaches and headaches, an itchy leg, curly hair and uncontrollable nose and ear bleeds. It lasts for 353 at the maximum.

I totally ship mileven it’s such an adorable name. I think i have... mileven syndrome!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018

Stuckhome Syndrome

When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long you’re afraid it’s going to be weird when you can leave the house again.

After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist

by Tomazon April 25, 2020

fuckmoose syndrome

Fuckmoose syndrome is a very rare illness seen in 0.1% of the population. Humans impaired with the syndrome tend to be loud and violent, as well as sick, masochistic perverted pedophiles. If you ever meet a fuckmoose, be sure to contact the local mental illness facility.

-" hey Betty, have you heard theres someone with fuckmoose syndrome on the loose?"-
-" Its Britney, bitch."-

by That salty carrot June 26, 2018

muscat syndrome

Having to do some homework , but wanting to do something else, but there isnt anything else... this is the syndrome common in people living in muscat for over 5 months.

Jan is knee deep in math homework, jan is bored of math homework.. jan looks out of the window... and then continues math homework because there is nothing else to do... he lives in muscat.. he therefore has .. muscat syndrome

by Jan Schreurs November 25, 2007

Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

by FIZZWIDGET666 March 1, 2019